Bridget, 19, Boston Klainer. Vegetarian. Hufflepuff. Pottermore: HowlMidnight143
...And my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?

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Successful chat up line #12: I’ve got a penis and a knife, one of them is going in you. You choose.

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