No one ever: You put too much peanut butter on that.
Successful chat up line #12: I’ve got a penis and a knife, one of them is going in you. You choose.
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Bridget, 19, Boston
Klainer.
Vegetarian.
Hufflepuff.
Pottermore: HowlMidnight143
...And my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?
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People making the “why would you donate $4,000 for a television script when people are going hungry and dying on the streets?” comment seem to be forgetting that all proceeds are going to Project Angel Food.
Project Angel Food helps those living with HIV/AIDS, Cancer and other…
Successful chat up line #12: I’ve got a penis and a knife, one of them is going in you. You choose.
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